Live From The Grotto

A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE

With Nothing To Lose, Suggested A While Back That I Start A Vlog – Let’s Give It A Moment – After I Launched This Unnecessary Mess Of A Blog.

The Barber Of Booyaka

“LITTLE OFF THE SIDES, MICK”

I Decided To Treat My Pretty Man Melon To A Self-Curated Haircut … Because, It’s Always A Good Time For A Bad Idea To Go Horribly Wrong … 

Remember When Dumb Shit Mattered?

SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF

Living Life Our “Special Way” Was A Big Deal To Us … And, Only Us? 

Pretty In The Apocalypse

WE WOULDN’T DO WELL TOGETHER

We’d Suck At Survival … 

Y’Know, If The Apocalypse Goes Into Full Fucktard Mode And The Whatnot Becomes The WTF.  Life As We Chose It.  Dumped Deep Into The Shitter.

Browser Wowser

TELL ME ITS NOT WEIRD

I’m Into Eyebrows.  Its Not A Fetish – Like Creepy Dudes Toes Deep Into Feet – What? 

Just A Cool Obsession:

We Should Talk

GIRLS, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING, ANYTHING

The Guys Need Help … Tout de Suite … 

This mess has gone beyond My Humble, Always Jaded Opinion … from Bad Sci-Fi to The Un-See-Able Mortification of Vanity.

An intervention of Armageddon proportion is needed to Save The Males from Themselves, because the Ragazzi are not going to do it alone.

 … I Promise To Help Where I Can, But Please Keep In Mind I May Be Part Of The Problem.

La De Da Da De

LA DE DA DE DA

My Muscles Ache – All Of Them – Especially, The One’s I’d Conveniently Forgotten About And Only Bring Out For Sunny Occasions …  

Like a Happy Dwarf Piglet, singing:

“Hi Ho, Hi Ho … Its Off To The Gym I Go.”

… Resplendent with Joy.  Glowing.  I am.

Ah-May-Zing?

OF COURSE IT IS

If You Haven’t Already … I’m Asking Nicely … 

Now is the perfect time to stop using this insufferably hyperbolic Idiom.

To the habitual user (serial abuser), a kind request – consideration – to please refrain from another impulsive chorus …

… The annoyingly slow-as-molasses, exaggerative annunciation (of its three trite syllables) could use a sabbatical from popular social commentary vernacular.

My Mirror Has Big Issues

THE THING IS

We’re At An Irreconcilable Impasse … 

Mirrors and me.

We disagree on everything.

From Daily Grooming to What Looks Best and What Doesn’t … 

“Does My Head Look Bigger Than My Butt In These Jeans?”