A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE
With Nothing To Lose, Suggested A While Back That I Start A Vlog – Let’s Give It A Moment – After I Launched This Unnecessary Mess Of A Blog. Continue reading “Live From The Grotto”
With Nothing To Lose, Suggested A While Back That I Start A Vlog – Let’s Give It A Moment – After I Launched This Unnecessary Mess Of A Blog. Continue reading “Live From The Grotto”
I Decided To Treat My Pretty Man Melon To A Self-Curated Haircut … Because, It’s Always A Good Time For A Bad Idea To Go Horribly Wrong … Continue reading “The Barber Of Booyaka”
Living Life Our “Special Way” Was A Big Deal To Us … And, Only Us? Continue reading “Remember When Dumb Shit Mattered?”
We’d Suck At Survival …
Y’Know, If The Apocalypse Goes Into Full Fucktard Mode And The Whatnot Becomes The WTF. Life As We Chose It. Dumped Deep Into The Shitter. Continue reading “Pretty In The Apocalypse”
I’m Into Eyebrows. Its Not A Fetish – Like Creepy Dudes Toes Deep Into Feet – What?
Just A Cool Obsession: Continue reading “Browser Wowser”
The Guys Need Help … Tout de Suite …
This mess has gone beyond My Humble, Always Jaded Opinion … from Bad Sci-Fi to The Un-See-Able Mortification of Vanity.
An intervention of Armageddon proportion is needed to Save The Males from Themselves, because the Ragazzi are not going to do it alone.
… I Promise To Help Where I Can, But Please Keep In Mind I May Be Part Of The Problem. Continue reading “We Should Talk”
My Muscles Ache – All Of Them – Especially, The One’s I’d Conveniently Forgotten About And Only Bring Out For Sunny Occasions …
Like a Happy Dwarf Piglet, singing:
“Hi Ho, Hi Ho … Its Off To The Gym I Go.”
… Resplendent with Joy. Glowing. I am. Continue reading “La De Da Da De”
If You Haven’t Already … I’m Asking Nicely …
Now is the perfect time to stop using this insufferably hyperbolic Idiom.
To the habitual user (serial abuser), a kind request – consideration – to please refrain from another impulsive chorus …
… The annoyingly slow-as-molasses, exaggerative annunciation (of its three trite syllables) could use a sabbatical from popular social commentary vernacular. Continue reading “Ah-May-Zing?”
We’re At An Irreconcilable Impasse …
Mirrors and me.
We disagree on everything.
From Daily Grooming to What Looks Best and What Doesn’t …
“Does My Head Look Bigger Than My Butt In These Jeans?”