It’s Not So Bad …

BEING A FASCIST SOB

Banning Halloween Treats @ The Office.

I mean, I’ve got The Resting Pr!ck Face for it.  So, Why Not?

He’s A Halloweenie Meanie. 

I’ve Been Called Substantially Worse.  Indicted Just The Once.  Plea Bargained It Down To Being A Fool.  So, My Records Clean. Continue reading “It’s Not So Bad …”

My Valentine To Walmart

I GOT ALL COLLOQUIAL ABOUT IT

Wearing My Best Worst Resting Pr!ck Face … I Dropped:

“Oh, No You Ditten.”

Delivered with just enough of a hint of Incredulous Sarcasm warmed over by Hurry It Up, Saturday Mornings Don’t Last Forever, Daisy … 

To clue in the obvious that neither one of us wanted to be there … to the smartphone-brandishing, dismissive Little Miss As-If-Whatev’s hiding in plain sight behind the Big Blue Counter of Purgatory … about the two most important parts of Customer Service:

Nice-ish Paying Customer (All About Me) and At-Least-Feign-The-Part-Of-Giving-A-Hey-Now-About-Service (All About You). Continue reading “My Valentine To Walmart”