Elephant Farts & Ass Mints

IT’LL COME BACK

I Don’t Know What’s Up With Me?

Coffee With Carl V

MY APOLOGIES TO ANSEL ADAMS

The Pix Above Isn’t The Best I’ve Ever Taken … 

Let’s Play Favorites

I’M NOSY: I’D LIKE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

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Woo-Woo Wednesdays

DONTCHALUV WAKING UP IN A GREAT MOOD?

The Problemo-A-Go-Go … Is The Rest Of The Day Has A Lot To Live Up To Now …

Hunky Dory, Hoss

EVERYTHING COPACECTIC?

I Got To Thinking About All Y’alleseses – Blogger Darlings – During My Self Exile In Pre-Purgatory Last Week … 

Calm, Cool & Collected

“I’M NOT LOSING MY SHIT”

This Doesn’t Worry Me … 

Libido, Insolence & Nonsense

YESTERDAY’S TRIFECTA OF URBAN PH@CKERY

Started With Me Being 20-Minutes Late For My Doctor’s Appointment …

Two-Fiddy, Huh?

SEEMS LIKE MORE OR LESS

Would You Mind If I Said,

Red Cups In My Office

I’M 2 SHORT OF A FULL SET OF 6

Perhaps, You’ve Noticed The Four Of Them Behind My Desk … 

Tangelo Dreams

I WOKE UP WITH NOTHING ON

My Mind … This Morning …  

Except The Long Weekend.  Family Day.  Some Kindly Folks Call It; Some Nothing At All.

Peacocks, Not Phocks

ABOUT EVERYDAY

I Lose My Appetite For Eating Sh!t Sandwiches …  

“Tolerating Insolence From Social Malcontents Suffering Nincompoopy Complexes … Fills Me Up To The Jowls Of Joy.”

Would You Mind?

BEAR WITH ME

While I Grin And Bare It … 

“More Silly, Random Thoughts Than Good Sense This Morning …”

You Know How Thursday’s Go When You Think It’s Friday?

… I Don’t Trust Ferrets, But It’s Not Their Fault.

 

Image by Alexandra Koch at Pixabay

Kittens With White Mittens

GET IT RIGHT

Playful … Pink … Paws … 

Curious.

“No Sweat.  Nose Wet.  Nah, Regret.”

… So, What The Hell Are We Doing Wrong?

 

Image by Dimitri Houtteman from Pixabay

Woke Up Happy

SMILED WITH MY EYES CLOSED

Know Why?

Yep.

“Prayed My Daily Double: Gratitude & Forgiveness.”

So, It’s A Good Day.  And, A Blessed Life.  We Have.

 

Image by Kurt Bouda from Pixabay

Puns For Hire

MISSED OUT ON BLACK FRIDAY SALES?

Well, Your “Sunday Go-To-Brunch” Good News Just Got All The Way Awesome ..

“Kuched Is Over-Stocked On Wit.”

That’s All Right.  Surprised?  I’m Not.

31 Days

QUIET NOW

Long As It Takes … 

Be Back

Not Sure When

… It’ll Be. 

 

Photo by Paul IJsendoorn

U & Me

WE HAVE AN ODD RELATIONSHIP

We’re Toxic Together … And, We Can’t Live With Or Without Each Other …

It’s On Me.  I’m A User.  An Abuser.

Neglectful.

… It’s A Bad Habit Of Mine.

By Friday

I’M WIPED

On This Friday … 

I’m at the point after Wiped.

Is it Burnt?

Or Wiped Out?

It’s Not So Bad …

BEING A FASCIST SOB

Banning Halloween Treats @ The Office.

I mean, I’ve got The Resting Pr!ck Face for it.  So, Why Not?

He’s A Halloweenie Meanie. 

I’ve Been Called Substantially Worse.  Indicted Just The Once.  Plea Bargained It Down To Being A Fool.  So, My Records Clean.

Get Your Happy On

A BIT OF WONDERFUL

Is Coming Our Way …     

How it’s going to be, Amici.

“We’re Doing Happy On A Monday.”

… Smiling, Shiny People Laying Down The Feel Good All Day.

“Have You Ever Been Mellow?”

SAVE ME

Please.

Someone.

Mercy.

… Get This Lovely Song Out Of My Melon.

My Pretty Mess

THIS MAKES A HUNDRED

The Century Club.  Made It.  Cento, Cool.

Does WordPress give out anything – Gift Cards, Coupons, Purple Ribbons, Swag, Yadacetera – to commemorate One-Hundred Posts?

Rain On My Parade

ALL YOU LIKE

Go Ahead, I Don’t Mind – Getting Wet – On Purpose.  

Blame It On The Rain?  Oh, Cliché.  Porquoi?

If I Was Feeling Better

I’D WRITE ABOUT IT

This Week’s Done Me In …    

Flushed me out.

A bit too much.

… Of The Unnecessary.

Postcard From Peace

DEAR FATHER

Let’s Not Make A Big Deal About This … 

Saturday Morning.  Me In My Happy Little Place.  How Wonderful This Miracle You’ve Given.

Where I Am.  Being My Am.  Your Am.

… Blessed By Your Grace.

It, Not It

MY ‘IT’ DAY

Make It Yours, Too … 

Mick Easy

CARVED OUT

A Personal Day …  

Gifted it to Myself.

Is what I did.

“Just Like I Promised, But Almost Never Do.”

I’ve earned it (*).

End Unnecessarily Entitled Self-Validation Preoccupation.

Diary Of A Cryptic Fool

SOMETHING’S GOT TO GIVE

What The Hell Is Wrong With Me?

Don’t answer … yet.

I’ve hit an immoveable wall within.

Stumbling.  Mumbling.  Bumbling.

Have You Laughed And Cried Today?

I’M JUST ASKING

Does The Polarity Of Emotions – Forget Anger … It’s Not Your Friend And Doesn’t Deserve Any Attention – Bring You To Tears?

Everyday?

Perhaps, they should.

Where’d We Be Without Either?

One

IS ALL WE NEED

Whatever It Is …

Could be almost anything.

More than One may be too much.

Good Things included.

The True Version Of Self

AWAITS US

There It Is …

Hiding in plain sight where its always been.

Peel away Ego’s mask and all Good is exposed.

Ready to be unlocked.

Yes Man

NO MAS

I’ll Say ‘Yes’ To Almost Anything.

Couple classics:

Q.  How’d you like to mow my lawn, Mick?

A.  I love the smell of fresh cut grass …

Q.  Help me move this weekend, Mick?

A.  Thought you’d never ask …

Rocked My World To A Happy Place

HOW I DID LIFE THIS WEEK

I Got To Thinking About Happy.

Not the Gluten-Free, Ketogenic diversion we could truly care less about.

We Love Our Happy simple, comforting and content by familiarity.