AS IN “FOR FUCK’S SAKE, MICK”
Its Been A Mostly Shitty-Shitty, Bang-Bang Kind-Of-Week …
I Was In An Asshole-Infused – Resting Prick Face – Meh-Sir-Able-Mood Dinkering For 72-Hours Too Many … Lickin’ Sour Furry Plums Instead Of ‘Suckin’ On Chili Dog Outside The Tastee Freeze’ – And, I Quote:
“Go Fuck Myself!”
That’s How Shitty-Shitty – I Should’ve Left The Planet – Bang-Bang … It Was And Went.
EXCEPT THURSDAY
When I Back-Handed The Taupe Reset Button …
And, Merrily Entitled My Anxious Little Man Self A Bonus Floater Day Like Big Boys Do.
So, I Booked A Personal Day – Sans The Quasi-Essential Burden Of Work Nonsense – And Kuched It The /f/ Up.
Then I Took Care Of A Tiny Fam Jam Matter In Need Of Cool Dad-Fixing.
+ FRIDAY
All Better’y Now … I’m Packing An Extra Wow-lick In My Saturday Morning Saunter … Saving The Whatnot Until The Street Lights C’Mon Now.
Blame It On Yesterday’s Cafeccino & Confectionery Break-Out Session – Macarons Loved In Raspberry, Pistachio And Earl Grey Ganache (Not Pumpkin Spice, Darling) – If You Like.
“Where’ve You Been Hiding, Oh Mon Cherie?“
Von Heidi Am Freitag – Bobbette & Belle Artisanal Pastries – Grazie, Bella.
Image by Katharina Dolinski from Pixabay
“Jack And Diane” – Songwriter: John Mellencamp – © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
I gotta come up with a ‘resting prick face’ female version because this type of mood describes how I feel/look at times. You know when I’m not wearing my halo. Note to self: get a new one, the other one disappeared…or was swiped by sticky tween-aged fingers.
You’re very clever with your word-crafting Mr. Kuch. Should have had some salted caramel cheesecake. 😛
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There’s “Resting Bitch Face”, but that’s not quite you 🙂 … More “Resting Mom-Ranty Face” … Jusaying. Thank you for the wonderful compliments. Little overdue, but I accept.
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Now I want to take a floater day – it sounds like it did the trick! that and the macarons…
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Gern geschehen, Freund.
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Mmmm, Earl Grey ganache….
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