IT’S TIME TO SCRAM, MR. TONY BOLOGNA
Anthony Has Over Stayed His Welcome At The Grotto …
My Humble Abode With A Lovely View Of A Nice Suburban Park Across The Street.
Perhaps, That’s The Appeal To Him – An Uninvited House Guest – A Petulant, Little Pest With No Self Control.
“… ‘T-Bone’ Is A Common House Fly – Musca Domestica – Meh, Hardly Rare, Dude. At Last Global Inventory, He Was About 1-In-17 Quadrillion … 15 Zeros To The Bean Counters.”
IMAGINE THE CRAZY ODDS
Of Us – Tee & Mee – Meeting?
17,000,000,000,000,000:1
“And Oh, So Unapologetically, Clingy – I Don’t Do Well With Clingy – Or, Clingetty-Clingsters … Any Type Of Cling/Clung/Clink/Clank/Clunk … Hey, Is ‘Clunduggery’ A Proper Word?”
I Need My Space – Fly-Free – Shoo-Shoo. Also, I’ve Never Tried Shoo Fly Pie.
TEE’S BEEN BUZZING AROUND …
Flapping His Tiny Wings And Parking His Diptera Sticky Under Carriage All Over My Joint Since Saturday Morning …
Sure, I Left The Front Door Open – It Was A Pretty Day And I Felt Like Letting Some Of My Love Out To Mingle With Nature – But, I Don’t Remember Pitching A Sign Suggesting:
“All Free-Loading Members Of The Suborder Cyclorrhapha Are Welcome.”
I’m Not Running An Airbnb For Cheap-Ass Migrant Muscoidea.
MUST HE FOLLOW ME TO THE BATHROOM?
Wait While I Finish Showering? Loiter On The Counter When I Shave? Touch Everything?
Lounge On My Bluetooth Speaker? Thumb Through My Curated Spotify Spotifly Lists?
He Likes Funk-2-Funky – So, We Have That Bit Of Cool In Common – And, Tee Dances … Moves Like Jagger With Wings.
“Dancing Fool, I Miss Him Already. Please Don’t Tell Carl V.”
Photo by Yogendra Singh from Pexels
Hahaha! Oh that darn fly Tee! Hmmm, its funny how they annoy and change or life for a fleeting moment, a partner for spotifly then gone. Love it! π
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Buggers … Thanks, Denise π
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Haha! “SpotiFLY” << That's a good one! I can't stand when there's a fly in my house, especially when it's flying around my food. And somehow flies just know to land on something that is "breakable" (a vase, a drinking glass, etc.). It's almost like it's taunting you saying, "I dare you to hit me." π
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Great new pic, BTW π
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Thank you, Michael! Hope you have a beautiful day ahead. π
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You’re welcome, Brandi. Thank you for the warm wishes. Best to you for a Blessed Tuesday. π
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that’s what happens when you leave joints laying around your humble abode… I think flies are attracted to the smell… π
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LOL. Could be my cologne, Jim. I’m bringing back Hair Karate in New “Oriental Lime” … https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/1968-HAI-KARATE-LIME-Vintage-Look-REPLICA-METAL-SIGN.jpg
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you would probably attract a certain type with that cologne.
and as for the Oriental Lime – great ad – but you might get in trouble with the PC folks… π
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It’s like a zoo down there in your Grotto. π³
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I get fruit flies; they like the guinea pig poop factory operation. Moths are particularly annoying. I even had a bird fly down the chimney once.
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LOL, GP Poop Factory! My old house was an ant colony. My sons started calling flies, “Tony” … I swear there’s a new spider born every week in the laundry room. Poor bird. Did it make it outside?
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Luckily there’s a sliding door to the balcony in the same room, so it didn’t need too much coaxing to fly out.
I think if I had regular spider appearances I’d probably have to move.
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Somehow Iβm fine with small arachnids cohabitating in the laundry room, but lately Iβve discovered bigger bastards trying to share a morning shower with me. They get flushed down the drain. There are limits. π
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They should really have the courtesy to respect those boundaries. π
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You know there’s actually a blog named Tony’s Bologna, right? LOL.
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Yep. I think we follow each other. I should probably credit him, π
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LOL
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