FAKE FEARS?
Yep, We’ve All Got One Or Two We’re Harboring …
Claustrophobia I Can Do Without: I Once Thought I Was Claustrophobic. This Silly Charade Lasted Three Or Four Decades.
It Turned Out I Didn’t Like My Own Company – Self Diagnosis Gone Way Wrong – Obviously, I Get Along Splendidly With Myself Now.
“So, Am I Really Afraid Of Enclosed Spaces?”
NOT.SO.BLOODY.DAMN.MUCH
… That I Need To Write About It – More Irksome In The Under Carriage – Than Freak-Me-Flat-Outish.
Also, It’s Not Something I’d Ever Include On My Curriculum Vitae.
Or Brag About In A Blog.
“Perhaps, A Podcast – You’ll See – Though It’s Not Going To Be All About Me.”
FUN FACT / CONFESSION
I Successfully Gestated In A Womb For 3 Full Seasons …
With Nothing Much To Do, But Bide My Time Suspended In Perpetual Day Dreams And A Placenta Buffet – And Didn’t That Work Out Remarkably Well? – Once I Hatched.
“Alright, I Don’t Like Dancing-At-Heights – I Prefer Loitering On Terre Firma – My Pretty Toes Planted Firmly On The Ground.”
But, Fear? C’Mon, Now.
OH, ME … OH, MY …
I’m Dreadfully Fearful Of Stupid Though …
Being Selectively Dumb Isn’t My Thing – Or, Blissfully Ignorant – Not A Wise Life Strategy.
“Why In Tarnation-To-Betsy-&-Eugene Would Any Fool Wish To Play Dumb When Being Smart Is Within Reach?”
That Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Open To Trying It Again – Just Not Today – Because Monday’s & Stupid Don’t Mix.
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Thank you for making me laugh out loud about placentas. 😂
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my fear is alligators, and they seem pretty real…
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So good, fears are only just thoughts after all.
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Great point. Thank you for commenting.
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