I’M THREE WEEKS IN TO SOMETHING
I’ve Been Doing On/Off For Over 30 Years …
Let’s Go Back To Confessions Of A Hypotarian.
I’m Claiming Victory Progress. I’m Not Getting Ahead Of My Hypocritical Self. But, I’m Walking At A Quicker Pace.
“It Just Feels Better Eliminating Beef And Pork From My Diet. I Can Look At Cows And Pigs, Again. Like We’re Friends. Sure, It’s Weird Between Us. It Doesn’t Have To Be …”
CHICKENS, WE SHOULD TALK
It’s A Process …
Weaning Off Poultry. De-Clucking.
Reducing Is One Thing. Taking A Hard Pass On Feathered Fowl. Very Doable.
“I’ve Been Here Before. I’m Back. Flippy-Floppy.”
WISHY-WASHY, FISHY-FASHY
If It – This Thing Of Mine – Needs To Be Labelled …
My Current State-Of-Flux – Transitioning From Smug Reducetarian (Eating Less Animal Protein, Eggs, Butter) To Smarmy Flexitarian (Primarily Vegetarian-Based With Occasional Meat Consumption) – I’m Nearly Pescatarian (Fish+).
Confused? Imagine How The Animals Feel? Are We Friends, Or Are You Going To Turn Around And Y’Know โฆ My Easiest Explanation:
“I’m Not Comfortable Being On The Other Side Of The Fork And Knife Any More.”
PLIGHT OF THE HYPOTARIAN
No, I Don’t Eat Hippopotamuses …
It Means, I Might Fuck Up A Bunch Of Times. It’s What Humans Do. We’re Better At It Than Any Living Creature.
It Also Means, The 6-Pack Hibernating Under A Veil Of Carb Love, Will Likely Stay At The 2-Pack I’m Bragging On Now.
“There’s Worse, Un-See-Able Crimes Against Humanity. Like Plumber’s Butt = Ass Cleavage. Crotch Huggies. Clingy Beater Tees. Size-Inappropriate Anything. Doug In Biker Shorts – Cojones Clammy Clampy – Sweating On The Elliptical.”
IF THE HYPOTARIAN LIFESTYLE
Adds 42 Days To My Life, I’m Not Complaining …
I Want To Go Out Strong.
My Way.
“… On Your Time, Dear Lord โฆ”
Image by Public Domain Pictures from Pixabay
I say Iโm Vegan but still eat meat.. Go figure, itโs a very hard decision to deprive yourself, but I want to live an additional 42 days ..Haha
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I thought about going vegan.. humm..that’s not me. ….meat and fish keep me full…
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It can be a daunting transition for some. Iโve yo-yoโd on it for years. ๐๐
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Ha!!
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Carbs have been abundant here lately and they are making me feel unwell (and heavy and round and uncomfortable and full). I am typing this after a plate full of gnocchi which I adore but…they don’t adore me back.
I love fresh veg, bitter greens etc. But I also like my proteins. Small farm sourced is the aim when I can get it. Combine both protein and veg and I’m happy. ๐
If I never eat pork again I won’t miss it.
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Carbs are like Frienemies. They have a purpose. Just donโt overload on them. Also, bloating is not fasting. Let me know and Iโll send you the latest version of my post, โThe Obvious Diet.โ It works. ๐
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I wouldnt mind a copy Michael ๐ค
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Here you go, Keza: https://kuched.blog/2019/07/02/the-obvious-diet/
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There’s nothing really there Michael….oh u trickster ๐๐คช
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Oooops, sorry. ๐๐
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So…..eat less๐ค
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I wish you the best in your eating journey. I just went vegan cold turkey. One day I was eating animal products, the next day I was not. It’s now been 13 years….
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Iโve bounced back and forth over many years. I hope Iโm on the right path again. Incredible 13 years. Really, I believe we should thank vegans. ๐
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I think Hallmark has a line of cards for thanking vegans… ๐
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