SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF
Living Life Our “Special Way” Was A Big Deal To Us … And, Only Us?
Way Back When Carbs Were The Enemy. Calories Counted. Guys Wore Dirty Man Buns?
“… We’d Lost Our Fucking Minds Over Gluten; The Stretchy Stuff In Bread We All Love-To-Hate And Dump On Poor, Hungry Bastards For Chewing Baked Dough As Though They’d Killed Kittens … Went Monkey Shit Crazy In Mortal Fear Of Protein In Wheat Flour?”
… Because We’re Adorable, Obsessive Dinks.
YOU DOING YOU
Us Doing Us … Oprah Doing Planks … Fred Doing Barney.
Hitting The Zenith Of Self Love Cross-Pollinated -Polluted With It’s All About Me To Epic Fails At The Altar Of I … We Nailed It: Substituting The ‘Less’ For ‘Ish’ …
“… And, So Begat The Culture Of Neo-Giggityism And An Exoskeleton Egostorm Of Elevated Vanity To Follow To The Great Derailment Of Faith In Anything Other Than Self …”
… After All, We’re Just Closeted Glenn Quagmires Trying To Get Some, Right?
WALKING NOWHERE WAS EXERCISE
Recording Every Single Step – Like We’d Discovered The Elixir Of Life / Fountain Of Youth – Left, Right, Left, Right …
On An Impossibly Ugly Chunk Of Digital Jewelry Dangling From Our Bony Wrists.
“Yapping To Anyone Within An Earshot Of Not Giving A Flipping Fuck About The Number Of Laps Around The Mall?”
… Oh, We’re Needy Trolls.
BLEACHED 2-PLY TREE BARK ON ROLLS
Wasn’t The God Of Currency …
“We Collected Followers. Counted Likes. Gave Ourselves Blue Ribbons And Participation Trophies For Showing Up Even When We Didn’t Show Up.”
Our Value System Re-defined By Emoji’s.
… Acronyms And Abbreviations: Lexicons Of Texting. LOL. Language Of Lazy.
WE CURATED FRIENDS
Besties For Life …
Formed Relationships. Nurtured Fellowship. Bonded Online.
“Without Ever Meeting In Person. Ain’t So Bad. Making Friends.”
With A Click Or A Swipe.
DREAM TEAM: SPANDEX & DENIM
We Wedged Our Fat Asses Into Skinny Jeans …
Never Once Thinking About The Poor Zipper Hanging In For Dear Life.
Winked In The Mirror. Cha-Cha-Cha. ‘Sup?
“… How’d We Ever Convince Ourselves Delusion Was Only A Myth?”
Image by Jill Wellington from Pixabay
Omg…those skinny Jean’s….lying on the bed 🤣🤣🤣
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👀😳👀
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remember when it was OK to shake somebody’s hand?
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Good one … I really miss that.
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same…
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💕☕️👍
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😊🙏
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Hey S…I wink in the mirror everyday..i got a big butt and I can not lie…wait isn’t that the way the song goes ..no itty bitty thing 😉 cha-cha-cha 🤫
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Too funny, B … Big butts are hard to hide, and so they shouldn’t be hidden. Ever. 😳 Freddie Mercury said it best in the lyrics to a very special song: https://youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0 😎
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Wait a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung…🤣🤫
I love winking in the mirror 😉💋
Yes love that song!
Now I am shaking it too
Omg what’s wrong with me today 🤣🤣
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😎
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You crack me up. Lol
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So happy to help with laughter, Barb. I’ve been craving gluten all day. 😊🙏
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Well, you blasted it with light. 🙂
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😊
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So what you’re really saying is those delicious cookies don’t matter. boo 😉
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French Macarons, technically. Invented by an Italian, as you know. Or, cookies. Help yourself. Please eat as many as you like, but don’t take the last one. I’ll be introducing my signature blend of Gluten spreads, dips and marinades shortly. 😎
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