THE SCREAM YOU HEAR
Is Just Me … Doing It …
Getting My Banshee Wail On – There May Be A Wounded Whimper Of Male Ego Deflated – Icy Tears Quieted By Frozen Ducts.
Pulling On My Workout Wear. Normally Stretchy, Absorbent Dri-Fit™ Stuff.
Thaw First. Then … La-La-La-La … Sweating … My Skinny Jeans-Envious Ass Off …
DUMBASS ME
Packed His Gym Bag Yesterday With Genuine Intentions …
Then I Skipped The Dishes – And – Friday’s Workout For A Week-Ending Pig-Out.
To No One’s Hurt Pride – Save My Privileged Idiocy – I Left The Bag Sitting Over Night In My Car … As Temperature’s Dipped Down To -15° Celsius …
“… Just Another Good Enough Reason Why I Don’t Wear Biker’s Shorts …”
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well you do have those 11 pounds you lost that you can work with!
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LOL
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Brrr! I also had good intentions for a workout this weekend and skipped that in favour of a pig out. 🤷🏼♀️ Everything in moderation… right? 😆
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If a week was only 4 days long, I’d never ruin my diet 😊
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😂 as long as those days were Monday – Thursday right?
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Always 😎
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I am glad I don’t live where my shorts could freeze. Thanks, Dr. Bob
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Lucky, Doc ❄️🙏
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LOL
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😊🙏
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😂😂😂🌻
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Glad you thought it was funny, Kait 😊
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Always fun to read, thank you 🙏
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🤠
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I believe those students were from up North. Not the South!
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That would make sense. It’s spring break for some Canadian schools in a week, so you’ll likely be seeing some Snowbirds / Frostbacks in flip flops in Florida ☀️
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Ha, on campus in Florida working yesterday, I saw biking shorts and it was under 60 degrees, cold for Floridians!
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That’s balmy here …Antarctica evidently set a record yesterday for its warmest day ever … which is not good.
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Hahaha!!
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😎🙏
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Brrrr 🥶
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❄️😎
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