Time To Make A Move?

I’VE LOST MY CAREER GROOVE

This Last Stance Has Lost Its Romance, And Left Me In A Perfunctory Funk … Sans The ‘Delic … Of Undanceable Beats.

Libido, Insolence & Nonsense

YESTERDAY’S TRIFECTA OF URBAN PH@CKERY

Started With Me Being 20-Minutes Late For My Doctor’s Appointment …

Three Days Later …

THESE TWO GUYS SHOW UP

On My Pinterest Feed … 

Asking Questions About Jacques.

Tulipa Whisperer

PRECIOUS ‘PINK IMPRESSION’ TULIPS

When I See The First Liliaceae Of Spring … I’m Going To Stop …

Almost Over Me …

DEAR INSUFFERABLE OLD SELF

Once, A Blissfully Shameless, Contented Fellow … 

My Beloved French Tutor Eulogized

“My Beloved French Tutor Eulogized” was originally published November 24, 2018 on Kuched.  It was my second post.  Possibly, my favorite.  Here it is, again, warmed over.  Presented In Loving Memory of La Légende de G.I. Jacques.

Two-Fiddy, Huh?

SEEMS LIKE MORE OR LESS

Would You Mind If I Said,

The Ripple’s

An excerpt from ‘Swayed’ – Copyright © 2014 by Michael A. Kuch

PORT LUCAYA, THE BAHAMAS

“Stanley,” said Vivian.

Chatty, Hungry Cannibals (Part 1)

CONTINENTAL BREAKFASTS

Are Not What They Used To Be … As A Savvy Enough Business Traveller, I’ve Learned That “Continental” Is Hospitality Code For “Eat Something Before Going To Breakfast …” 

Shoo-Shoo, Bugaboo

SLIMMING THE HERD

I’ve Been Trying To Dump A Follower … Of The Leachy-Preachy, Creepy Crawler, Flogger Blogger Varietal … 

Red Cups In My Office

I’M 2 SHORT OF A FULL SET OF 6

Perhaps, You’ve Noticed The Four Of Them Behind My Desk … 

Life “Plan B” Redux

INVOLVES A SOFA, TRAILER PARK & A KIBBUTZ

I’m Undecided – Letting Fate Drop Me On The Bull’s Eye – As One Of The Above May Be Housing My Skinny Ass Soon Enough …

Namaste Your Ass …

AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE

Ready For True Self Love, But Don’t Have Any Cool Pick Up Lines For The Hot Hook-Up In The Mirror?

Bleu. Blu. Blue.

OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

I Wouldn’t Miss If They Left The Planet …

Tangelo Dreams

I WOKE UP WITH NOTHING ON

My Mind … This Morning …  

Except The Long Weekend.  Family Day.  Some Kindly Folks Call It; Some Nothing At All.

Spring Prelude To Losing My Mind

I’M DONE WITH WINTER

Mitigating Saint Valentine’s Day … Was The Last Straw … After The Cold Snap This Week.

Bread Not Chocolates

LOVE IS A HUMAN RIGHT

Hunger A Never Ending Fight … 

Guru Side Hustle

I GOT MY FIX

For A Couple Near Blissful Hours Yesterday … 

Beets Me

WHY DO I NIBBLE

More Than I Should … When I Cook? 

I Suppose Its A Culinary Law.  Cook’s Privilege.  Essential Noshing.

Sticking My Turtleneck Out

FASHIONISTO BAMBINO

I’ll Wear Just About Anything … 

That Looks Good On A Well-Attired Mannequin.

Sunday Night At My Joint

THE RAGAZZI CAME OVER FOR DINNER

Simple Fare.  I’d Prepared Kuched-Up Chilli For The Boys.  Unavoidably Complicated, A Necessary Fuss, I Am In The Kitchen …    

Never Been To Spain

EVERY TIME

I’ve Planned A Trip To The Iberian Peninsula  … Some Pesky, Inconvenient Situation Conspired Against My Pretty Toes Slipping Into Avarcas Sandals.

Frozen Berries Are In Season

THE SCREAM YOU HEAR

Is Just Me … Doing It … 

Getting My Banshee Wail On – There May Be A Wounded Whimper Of Male Ego Deflated – Icy Tears Quieted By Frozen Ducts.

La Bella Macchinetta (Ancora)

“La Bella Macchinetta” was originally posted on Kuched in January 2018.  As a neophyte blogger, it was viewed by a handful of the early faithful.  Below is an updated, abridged version.  Grab a Coffee.  Enjoy.  Grazie.

 

AN UNREQUITED LOVE AFFAIR

My Dearest Moka Express … 

Sardonic Satorialist?

I KNOW WHAT I SAID ABOUT …

“Giving Up The Booze And The One-Night Stands …” 

Joking, folks.  Sardonic is what I do.  Sartorialist, occasionally.  Bombastic, mostly.

Flowers Would Be Nice

I’M NOT AVOIDING MY DOCTOR

It’s His Nurse ...

Let’s not forget she was The Bella Antagonist

Hubris Never Hurt Anyone

HOW DOES IT FEEL?

To Be Free Of The Shackles Of Silly Resolutions For The Not-So-Newish Year …

Writers Be Loving Books

PREACHER TO THE CHOIR

I’m A Money Where My Big Mouth Is Kind Of Guy …

If I Like Something – Care A Jack About It – I Support The Nuts Out Of It.

When Its Not Good …

I WILL HONOR SILENCE

I’m About Done With Satirical, Myopic Ranting.  Stop Me Now, If You’ve Heard Me Herd In This Sweet Nothing Before.  Oh, Insipid, Mindless Cretin, Am I?

Pontificating Nonsense.  Courting Discontent.  Beguiling Blowhard.

We’ll Be Fine, Really

I’VE LOST COUNT

Of The Shitty Head Colds I’ve Had This Suckholiest Of Sicky Seasons … 

Let’s Go With Three.

Browser Wowser

TELL ME ITS NOT WEIRD

I’m Into Eyebrows.  Its Not A Fetish – Like Creepy Dudes Toes Deep Into Feet – What? 

Just A Cool Obsession: