ABOUT EVERYDAY
I Lose My Appetite For Eating Sh!t Sandwiches …
“Tolerating Insolence From Social Malcontents Suffering Nincompoopy Complexes … Fills Me Up To The Jowls Of Joy.”
As My Taste Buds Morph From Slightly Briny To Bitterly Sour
I Can’t Help My Gluttonous Self From Noshing On A Varied, But Unsatisfying Menu Of Dinklettes. Doofuses. Whatnows?
PHÖCKUTALLY-SPEAKING
Eating Rancid Crow Four Days In A Row …
Gives Me A Rash.
“I Get Itchy & Scratchy In All The Wrong Places.”
I’ve Developed A Food Allergy To Merde. I Can’t Digest Sh!t. Feces-Intolerant.
THE REMEDY
The Prescribed Ointment Is Topical …
Superficial. Like The Root Cause. Enabling Clowns Only Makes Bad Matters Worst.
“Combating Nonsense With Reason And Rationale Hasn’t Worked For Me.”
Medieval Meltdowns? Nah.
ITS BEEN A FLIPPIN’ SH!T SHOW
One Of Those Special Weeks In My Fabulous Life …
When I’ve Had It Up The Wazoo with Urban Phöckery and Klûsterfeltches.
“Tested My Limits On Listening To Regurgitated Idiocy From Whatnows.”
… At The Grind Factory.
BURN ON, NOT OUT: EFFIGY OF EFF’S
What I Do Is … Gather All Of The Eff’s I’ve Collected For The Day …
And, Take Back Every Eff I’ve Given.
“I Build A Big Stack. Pile Up All The Eff’s … High And Neat.”
… Get My Kerosene Meet Zippo Pyro Mode On, And Torch The Loving Sh!t Out Of Them.
THEN I DRIVE AWAY
Tap On Spotify Dance Mix #12 … Groove It Out.
Get My Gym Love On. Sweat Like A Filthy Swine. Press A Smile.
“Giggle My Tired Ass To Sleep … Dream Of Peacocks, Dandelions And Gluten-Filled Days.”
… Wake Up On The Fine & Dandy Side Of Life.
Image by Tracy Lundgren from Pixabay
“always look on the bright side of life” 🎶
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The Life of Brian will definitely take me there. Going to watch a clip on YouTube now. Thanks, Jim. 🙂
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it’s a great song, and movie…
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I can hear, and feel, the stress in this post. Ugh. Pickle Barrel does a nice lunch…just sayin’! Sometimes you gotta take a break and treat yourself. 🙂
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I’m working away from my office today. Giving it a break. 😎
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I am with you there – I try not to partake of those kind of “sandwiches,” myself Michael, gluten free or no! I was also surprised to learn from this post that there was an “appetite” for such sandwiches. Lord help us.
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Suzette, I was speaking exclusively of my work environment… it’s been a challenging month for my business associates. Pressure, stress and some moronic behavior that I’ve grown intolerant. Not sure if it’s the lack of sunshine – we’ve decided to keep up the Festivus pole year round and redecorate for every season to combat the dim daylight – or simply mid winter blahs. ☀️😊
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Ah, I see. Hope things get better in that environment for you. Sounds like you enjoy the work. Blessings as always. to you, Michael.
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The best to you today, as well, Suzette
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