Taupetopia

IF I MOVED ANY SLOWER THIS WEEK

I’d Identify As A Sea Turtle … 

I’m Not Crazy About Reptiles.

“Except Big Tortoises …”

… They’re Cool.  Sage-like.  Not Much Rattles Their Shell, Save For The Insatiable Curiosity Of Great White Sharks.

 

I CAN’T GET MY SKINNY ASS IN GEAR

Let Alone Out Of First … 

“Except At The Gym …”

Where I’ve Elevated My Pelotonian Fix Into 30 Minutes Of Spinning Wizardry …

… Endorphins Are Known To Cause Temporary Delusion … When Mirrors Fail To Do Their Prime Function Of Reporting Back Uncensored Reality To The Goof Gawking At The Reflection.

 

FUN FACT CONFESSION

I’m Wholly Committed To Working Out Sans Spandex Biker Shorts …

A Good Thing, Right?

“The Thought Haunts Me To The Cusp Of Mortification, And Creeps Up On Me Like The Gigantic Testundines Sprinting In The Pic Above …”

Should I Ever Succumb To The Lure Of Going Full Lululemon Dude, Please Put Me Down.  Quickly … No Mercy.  Heavy Tranquilizer.

 

TAUPETOPIA

It’s Not Apathy … 

I’m In Chippier-Than-Thou Spirits.

“Okay, Maybe Not Every Moment At The Office …”

Where It’s Been Monday Meh Served Five-Days-A-Week.  Like We’re Raising Groundhogs.  Otherwise, I’ve Been Happy As A Swine In Feces.

 

SLO-MO · MO-JO · FO-SHO

So, What’s Got Me In A Turtle Funk?

“When All I Want To Do Is Dance …”

And, Shake A Long Tail Feather.

… To My Spotify Daily Dance Mix?

 

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