ABOUT EVERYDAY
I Lose My Appetite For Eating Sh!t Sandwiches …
“Tolerating Insolence From Social Malcontents Suffering Nincompoopy Complexes … Fills Me Up To The Jowls Of Joy.”
I Lose My Appetite For Eating Sh!t Sandwiches …
“Tolerating Insolence From Social Malcontents Suffering Nincompoopy Complexes … Fills Me Up To The Jowls Of Joy.”
While I Grin And Bare It …
“More Silly, Random Thoughts Than Good Sense This Morning …”
You Know How Thursday’s Go When You Think It’s Friday?
… I Don’t Trust Ferrets, But It’s Not Their Fault.
Image by Alexandra Koch at Pixabay
If John Lennon had added another lyrical verse …
About doing The Hokey Pokey and getting his Hanky Panky on? Continue reading “Hanky Panky, Hokey Pokey?”
Despite Professing My Loving Monday Yesterday … Continue reading “Kerosene Meet Zippo”
My “I’m Eating Carbs Today” Was A Big, Fat Bust …
“Beige Craze. Ecru Daze. Tan Haze.”
I’d Identify As A Sea Turtle …
I’m Not Crazy About Reptiles. Continue reading “Taupetopia”
Playful … Pink … Paws …
Curious.
“No Sweat. Nose Wet. Nah, Regret.”
… So, What The Hell Are We Doing Wrong?
Image by Dimitri Houtteman from Pixabay
Yep, Again, This Morning – Metaphorically – Dumped A Nasty Load Of Digital Déjà Voodoo Folks.
Now, I Have To Launder The Linens. Change The Sheets. Air The Joint Out. Continue reading “It’s Disco Warfare, Baby”
So, Please Don’t Try To Stop Me …
Starch. Gluten. Flour. Continue reading “I’m Eating Carbs Today”
Isn’t A Fate I Suffer Easily or Frequently … Much Less Tolerate …
“Perhaps, Its Because I Mostly Write About Nothing, Which Is More Difficult Than You May Think.”
And, There’s Always Something To Write About Continue reading “Simple Hack To Beat The Curse”
When I Was 17 Years-Old … For A Pretty Girl I’d Dated Briefly In High School …
Which should’ve been a clue to The Universe that I was a Different Cat, Dancing To My Own Beat and Some Girls Just Don’t Like Quiche. Continue reading “Confessions Of A Lapsed Metrosexual (1.0)”
Kind Of Guy …
Unless, There’s A Good Enough Reason To Hang Out There Continue reading “Normally I’m Not …”
Because Yesterday – Whatever The Hell That Mess Of A Day Was – Was An Emotional Abscess I Wanted To Crank, Yank And Spank To Smithereens … Continue reading “Let’s Have A Better Friday”
Of Which Exactly None Are Known To Exist … On The World Wide Web …
While Writing Another Post Yesterday, I Moseyed Across A Digital Ad From BLUE Cat Food Continue reading “Buffy & The Porsche”
Alright, I’m Calling An Intervention …
Actually, An Exorcism: I’m Convinced Dubya Pea Is Possessed. Continue reading “How Many Times”
In My Neighborhood …
As I Was Pulling Away From A Stop Sign. Continue reading “Busted”
And Falling Into La La Land …
Right To It Then: Continue reading “I Should’ve Manscaped”
Let It Hurt … If It Hurts …
How [ləv] Works. Continue reading “Wednesday Love”
After The Holidays … Jonesing For A Little Goofy Fun …
And, Wanna Cruise In A Life-Size Snow Globe On Wheels? Continue reading “Snow Globe Conversion Kit”
Know Why?
Yep.
“Prayed My Daily Double: Gratitude & Forgiveness.”
So, It’s A Good Day. And, A Blessed Life. We Have.
Image by Kurt Bouda from Pixabay
As I Laid Down …
Went Out In A Flash To A Dreamless Night.
I Was Gone. Left You Alone. Without A Word To Say
… ZZZZorry.
Image by Susan Cipriano from Pixabay
An excerpt from ‘Swayed’ – Copyright © 2014 by Michael A. Kuch
Camille laid down a fresh coat of lip lacquer. Latex Love. What the skanky ginger bitch at the MAC counter called the new color, before Camille swiped a tester sample into her fake Prada. Continue reading “Bad Girl”
I’m particular.
Especially, when it comes to Dream Cars – make, model, color, trim, specs, year. Continue reading “Not Mine, Yet”
Is One Of Those Shameless Filler Posts …
Us Blogniks Ever Admit To Dropping Continue reading “Really, Dude?”
Because I Didn’t Fit In.
But, I belonged here. On the other side. Convincing myself was another thing. Continue reading “You Can’t Get There From Here (Part 2)”
I arrived twenty-two minutes early, parked Blue, and sat listening to my daily Spotify-curated eclectic mix – Classic Rock Anthems courtesy of Seger, Springsteen and the Rolling Stones … drizzled with bubble-gummy ABBA, Boney M and yeah, the Brothers Gibb stuttering Ja-Ja-Ja-Jive Talkin’. The Gap Band got the funk all the way down with Party Train ending the set. I needed something to lift the malaise draping over me. Music, for once, didn’t get it done. Continue reading “Preamble To The Way Back Home (Part 1)”