MAKING IT BEAUTIFUL
Like I Promised I Would …
Because I’m Able. Willing. Not Afraid. Continue reading “My Blessed Day”
Month: December 2019
Epiphanic Manic
The Kuchees Awards
WHAT NOW, AGAIN?
Couple Of Weeks Back – I Blogged Out – Announcing: The Kuchees.
Go Back Here – The ‘Hoochie Kuchees’ Are Coming! – To Get Caught Up Now. Continue reading “The Kuchees Awards”
That’s What She Almost Said …
This post originally appeared December 4, 2019 on Kuched. Though it received many positive comments and views, I deleted it. Thought it may have been a little Self Inflamed. Ego Rendered. Get Over Myselfish. But, its Just Me … Talking. I own these words. Cryptic to Gospel. Added a bunch more on the version below. If you think I’m writing this Friction Fiction about you? Nah. It’s All About Me even when it isn’t …
Nostradumbass 2020
WHO KNEW?
After My Short-Lived Gigs …
As An Empath. Telepathic Marketer (Way Ahead Of The Mind Curve … Take That Google Adsense). Carrot Reader (Who Knew Beta Carotene Had Clairvoyant Properties?) Continue reading “Nostradumbass 2020”
Got Christmas?
If You’re Stuck For A Last Minute Gift Idea
AND, HAVEN’T BOUGHT ME ANYTHING …
Don’t Fret – I’ve Got Everything I Need (But The Girl … What?) – And, Try This Simple Hack For Humanity: Continue reading “If You’re Stuck For A Last Minute Gift Idea”
Blue Green
I’m Calling A Yuletide Truce
ON HOLIDAZE CHUNKIN’
Time Out With The Festive Noshing & Imbibing …
Boom. Shaka. Laka. Continue reading “I’m Calling A Yuletide Truce”
When Sparky Met Molly
THE DINER PROPOSITION
My First Born ‘Darling’ Texted Me Last Saturday Morning …
Asking, If I Was “Down To Doing Something?” Exactly. Down Not Up. Continue reading “When Sparky Met Molly”
Oh, It’s Happening
FUNNY WHAT A LITTLE SLEEP WILL DO
So, What’ve I Got To Say?
It’s All Coming Out. Word Play On The Page. Taking Back Center Stage.
Get Out. Sweet Thoughts. All You Like.
“Mind, Got It Together, Today’s Your Day.”
Image by Free-Photos from Pixabay
Oh, It Ain’t Happening
NOT IN A MOOD FOR FIGHTING
What’ve You Got To Say?
So, You Don’t Want To Come Out. Play On The Page. Take Center Stage.
Fine, Stay Inside. All Bundled Up With My Other Dumb Thoughts. Conspire All You Like.
“Mind, Get It Together, Save It For Another Day.”
Photo by Steve Johnson from Pexels
Sunday Slumber
Sparkling Aphrodite
OUT OF MY MIND
Into Her Heart …
What I Have To Say
No Words Be Spoken
… Oh, Sparkling Aphrodite.
Image by Aimee Valentine from Pixabay
Love Was The Question
About Last Halloween
I WENT OUT FOR A DRIVE
To The Side Of Town …
We Don’t Talk About Continue reading “About Last Halloween”
Vino e Baci
Gran Botón Rojo, Esq.
WEIRD IS NOT KNOWING
Just How Many Buttons You Have …
So, I Counted. In The Lamest Of Sorted Ways. Guestimation, Darlings. Continue reading “Gran Botón Rojo, Esq.”
Bucket Lust
FUN FACT CONFESSION
Would You Believe …
This Nitty Gritty Witty Ditty – In Theory – Started With Pure Intentions Of Scribbling A Goofy Bucket List? Continue reading “Bucket Lust”
Kuchedisms
If One Can’t Improve On Silence …
NOW’S THE TIME
To Be Perfectly Quiet …
I’m Doing My Part. Distilling Stillness. Not A Word Spoken. Continue reading “If One Can’t Improve On Silence …”
I Don’t Know What Got Over Me …
Platonically Speaking
ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION
I Can Be Friends With Women …
Some. Not All. Man Steps. Continue reading “Platonically Speaking”
What The Frangipane?
IT TAKES NADA FOR ME
To Admit I Was Wrong … I’ve Been Doing It For So Long …
So, Reader’s Choice: Regret. Shame. Guilt. Continue reading “What The Frangipane?”
Maybe, Baby
ONE DAY
When You’re Ready …
When’re You Ready?
Lemme Know.
… We Go-Go.
Image by AngelaL_17 from Pixabay
Am I An Empath?
PERHAPS
I Seem To Possess The Signs …
This Question Came To Surface Recently When I Asked Myself: Continue reading “Am I An Empath?”
Alright, Just One More …
BIT OF NONSENSE BEFORE I BOUNCE
Get My SFunday All The Way On …
I Say: “Hickory.”
Y’all Say: “Dickory.”
“… Doc.”
Image by Pixabay @ Pexels
Sunday Hiccup
AIN’T NO MISTAKEN’
The Bacon. Bits Of Truth. True Bites.
“Watcha Get Served Here … ‘Cause We All Out Of Ignorance, Darling.”
Lies. You Know. Don’t Matter None.
… Rah, Raw, Right?
Photo by Kwiaatekk @ Pixabay
We Don’t Have To
GET DIRTY
Flirty …
Will Do
No Good.
… Back To Dirty For Good.
Image by S. Hermann & F. Richter from Pixabay
Bah-Nahn-Ers!
Sunshine
OPENED YOUR EYES
Thump …
Pinged Your Heart.
“Where’ve You Been?”
… Hmmm.
Photo by Pexels
Big Sexy Bed Head
ON A SATURDAY MORNING
Crushing On My Fabulous Bed Head …
You Know My Mirror Has Big Issues. Lovin’ Itself. This Messy Mane Isn’t Helping. Continue reading “Big Sexy Bed Head”
Pink
PRETTY IN IT
My 3rd Favorite Color … Colour … Colore.
After Purple. Then Blue. Before White, If The Coloratti Are Including The Pale Shade In The Spectrum. Continue reading “Pink”
Cool Friday
IT’S A PREDICTION
Like Nostradamus In The Way Back …
Talking About Today. The 13th. Drop Superstition à la Stevie & Stevie Continue reading “Cool Friday”
Love Will Find A Way Home
IT’LL GET THERE
On Its Own …
When The Heart Has Time
Not Ready, Freddy?
… Later, Procrastinator.
Photo by Alexandra Novitskaya from Pexels
Take It Easy (Kuched Over)
EAGLES
Well I’m a-runnin’ down the road try’n to loosen my load
I’ve got seven women on my mind
Four that want to own me, two that want to stone me
One says she’s a friend of mine.
KUCHED
Well I’m a-runnin’ down the street try’n to loosen my heat
I’ve got eleven women on my mind
Six that want to atone me, four that want to clone me
Only one says she’s a friend of mine.
“Take It Easy” Songwriters: Jackson Browne, Glenn Frey
© Red Brick Music Publishing
Image by OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay
Dilated
Asphyxiated
The Festivus Pole
WENT UP YESTERDAY
At The Office … Suite One-Oh-Three … Where The Kool Kids Hang Out.
It’s Hip. Glorious. Resplendent In Its Anti-Meh’ness. Continue reading “The Festivus Pole”
When Sushi Bites Back
OUT NOSHING WITH THE GIRLS
After Work Last Night …
A Planned Office Thing. Previous Plans For A Larger Soirée Tanked. Good Intentions Thwarted. Continue reading “When Sushi Bites Back”
What’re You Wearing?
WHEN YOU’RE WRITING
Do You Go Casual … Kazee, Kazoo?
Dress It Up
Play It Down
Full Commando? Continue reading “What’re You Wearing?”
Weekend Wrapper Upper
MY WEEKENDS HAVE BEEN BOUNCY LATELY
Ups & Downs … All Around.
Neither One Sustainable Continue reading “Weekend Wrapper Upper”
We’re Friends
IF YOU’RE READING THIS
Virtual. Digital. Real. As Real Gets.
Writers, Bloggers, Yodi. Dubya Pea Acquaintances. Continue reading “We’re Friends”
Dark Forest
CAST LUST
Orchestrate The Feed, Prey On My Desire
Fickle, Fickle, Bountiful Trickle
Spawned, True Intent, Hasten No Deny
Take What Come Before You, In Me, I Give.
Photo by Ferdinand Studio from Pexels
Gorilla Wearing Pink Sunglasses
TWO THREE THINGS
You Should Know About ..
This Image Continue reading “Gorilla Wearing Pink Sunglasses”
Puns For Hire
MISSED OUT ON BLACK FRIDAY SALES?
Well, Your “Sunday Go-To-Brunch” Good News Just Got All The Way Awesome ..
“Kuched Is Over-Stocked On Wit.”
That’s All Right. Surprised? I’m Not. Continue reading “Puns For Hire”
Pop Up
I’VE BEEN POSTING
For 40-Something Days Straight Now …
Though You Probably Wouldn’t Know Continue reading “Pop Up”
Raising Rex
ITS BEEN WEEKS SINCE
I’ve Last Seen Carl … My Carlito.
I Miss Him. Dearly. His Everything-ness. Continue reading “Raising Rex”
The ‘Hoochie Koochies’ Are Coming!
WHAT NOW?
Yes, It’s Contagious …
A Good Thing. Stop Scratching. Or, It’ll Scar.
“Don’t Cha Worry, ‘Cause I’ve Got The Fix, My Darlings.”
… The Ointment. Anecdote to the Antidote to Aunty Dotty. Topical Greasy Stuff … To Make The Rash Go Away (Before Tinder Swipe Right-Fright-Nite). Continue reading “The ‘Hoochie Koochies’ Are Coming!”
Dubya Pea Ghosting?
IT’S PROBABLY JUST ME
And, All Y’all – Feeling The Same Unloved Feeling – Like Déjà Voodoo.
“What’s Going On With Our Lovely Host?”
Hearing Fables Of Lost Followers: On Again, Pissed Off Again. Posts Gone Poof, Incognito. Disappearing Into Sweet Nothings, Darling.
… Who’s Been Hacking My Porridge?
Photo by Gilberto Reyes from Pexels
I Can’t Write It, The Way I Mean It
And, The Love Goes To …
ALL Y’ALL
For Participating In Yesterday’s You Name It, I’m Buying Game …
In Raising Awareness About Hunger
And, Dropping A Few More Shekels To Help Fight Hunger
… Every Bit Counts When There’s No Bites To Swallow. Continue reading “And, The Love Goes To …”
Brothers, I’m Coming Out …
OF THE DARK
To Identify … As A Man … Strong. Masculine. Good.
“Call Me A Crazy, Loco, Pazzo Bastard: I Ain’t Afraid No Esmaculation Proclamation!”
I Know Its Risky, But Damn It Just Feels Right. Unoriginal, Sure. But, Hey, Didn’t Adam Do It Back In The Day?
… It’s What I Keep Telling God.
Photo by Anush Gorak from Pexels
Food Is A Human Right
WHO’S HUNGRY
The United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization estimates:
“About 815 Million People of the 7.6 Billion People in the world – 10.7% – were suffering from Chronic Undernourishment in 2016.”
