Now What Am I Supposed To Do For An Encore?
The eternally, hopeful optimist in me figures I’m about halfway there.
The troubled pessimist?
Meh … not so much. Continue reading “Quasi Blasphemous Muses About The After Life: “What’s It Take For A Wretch Like Me To Get An Invite?””
On A Dental Implant.
For just under $3,200.
Plus additional costs (*).
A Steal, Right?
Continue reading “The Cost Of My Past Stupidity Is Crimping My Fabulous Lifestyle: “Revenge Of The Diabolical Dentistas” – Part 1″
An excerpt from ‘The Rose Consolation’ – Copyright © 2017 by Michael A. Kuch
Liar, Cheat and Thief.
If consolation for criminal ineptitude offers immunity from further judgement, I’m not very good at any of these.
A trite claim, I suppose, doesn’t make me any less culpable for what I’ve done. Continue reading “Uncle Bart”
Together Or Apart …
You – Me – All of Us.
The Caboodle. Continue reading “Exactly Where I’m Supposed To Be And Right On Time”
How In Tarnation Do You Expect Others Will?
Let me explain:
“Seriosity – yes, its a real word (not a silly, fabricated ‘Kuchism’ … I wish) derived from post-classical Latin ‘Seriositas’ – has its place.”
Ok, now I get it. Continue reading “The Tao of Self-Deprecating Humor”
An excerpt from ‘Café Baci’ – Copyright © 2011 by Michael Kuch
A lady always flushes twice and never looks.
She placed the lid down on the toilet seat to remind Jack.
Gentlemanly etiquette was a desirable trait in cohabitating mates.
She stepped to the bidet, straddled the top, letting the water warm before tending to the feminine essentials with a rinse to the bottom, and patted herself dry with a towel. Continue reading “Claire, Darling”
This Farce Is Edited For Brevity And Believability
Delivered with mortal fear of paying Divine Restitution for rarely using my brain and common sense to get me this far along …
Its a small mercy there’s a Statute of Limitations on prosecuting stupidity.
Wait, what?
So, when exactly did it expire?
Okay, scratch that idea … Continue reading “The 7 Dumbest Things I’ve Ever Done & A Few I’m Likely To Repeat”
An excerpt from ‘Swayed’ – Copyright © 2014 by Michael A. Kuch
On the leather chair wedged behind his desk.
Panting like a punch drunk boxer with one wild haymaker left in him before sleeping it off on the canvas. Continue reading “Leo “Big Filthy” Sugarman”
