Be Cool With The Gray, Ragazzi

I FOUND MY FIRST GRAY HAIR AT 29

Under meticulous scrutiny. 

In the brilliant, unforgiving lighting of my bathroom mirror.

The horror.

I’m Warming Up To The Idea Of Cremation

I JUST DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT

My body burning to ashes.

I’m good with dying.

The Joy of Colonoscopy Prepping – Volume 4.0

I CAN’T REMEMBER ANY OF THE BAD JOKES

My former Gastroenterologist told me.

It’s a shame, really.

He was a funny guy.

The Scourge of Selfies: Defacing Vanity By Digital Botox

ENOUGH WITH THE FINGER POINTING, MR. JUDGEMENTAL

For The First Half-Century Of My Time Wasted On This Planet

I sought acceptance within my tribe.

I Was Poked By Three

COLD, HARD & POINTY THINGS

Four, if we’re counting Nurse Smiley.

Two were pretty little needles.

(Not) My First Blog (or Rodeo)

YOU’RE FORGIVEN – AND BLESSED – IF YOU HADN’T NOTICED

I First Potchke’d Around With Shameless, Hyperbolic, Egocentric, Self-Promotion – Blogging – A Decade Ago.